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Friday, July 03, 2009
An Insane Narcissist Republican Governor Resigned Today… and, No, It Wasn't Mark Sanford
Holy shit. Not the resignation—though that IS shocking—I've already read about that. I cannot believe that trainwreck of a speech. Watch it and see for yourself. It's insanity is contagious—it started making me feel crazy the more I watched it.
More on this later, but my initial take? She's done. This was involuntary political suicide.
I only got half way through before I needed to shut it off and go get a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (21% abv...). I drank it, and tried again to watch. Still made no sense. Disjointed. Like a collection of one-liners in a Bob Dylan song, but instead of poetry, this was a rambling morass of chaotic insanity. This wasn't stream-of-consciousness lyrical banter like you get from Bare Naked Ladies. This was composing a speech based on keywords in a google search followed by brainless analogy.
I wonder if she has so little respect for the intellect of the average Alaskan that she thinks she can gt away with this kind of crap with them.
I made it to the 1:41 mark. The whole point guard thing made my head feel funny. I felt like I was getting dumber and it made me nervous. This speech is the verbal equiavlent of 2 girls 1 cup. Completely unwatchable and nauesea inducing.
I posted over at ATK too. I am confused.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there is more to this story? I expect something to blow up in a week.
Maybe someone caught that cougar with a 17 year old snow machine champion.
She's lost her mind. I can't make any sense of her words at all.
ReplyDeleteI only got half way through before I needed to shut it off and go get a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA (21% abv...). I drank it, and tried again to watch. Still made no sense. Disjointed. Like a collection of one-liners in a Bob Dylan song, but instead of poetry, this was a rambling morass of chaotic insanity. This wasn't stream-of-consciousness lyrical banter like you get from Bare Naked Ladies. This was composing a speech based on keywords in a google search followed by brainless analogy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has so little respect for the intellect of the average Alaskan that she thinks she can gt away with this kind of crap with them.
I made it to the 1:41 mark. The whole point guard thing made my head feel funny. I felt like I was getting dumber and it made me nervous. This speech is the verbal equiavlent of 2 girls 1 cup. Completely unwatchable and nauesea inducing.
ReplyDeleteSmitty, check your gmail.
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