Aargh! I be deservin' the black spot!

I be so busy this tides I forgot all about it

This tides be deadline tides at work an' I barely got online at all. Dasn't look like I missed anythin' 'ceptin' th' collapse o' th' economy. An' John "Commodore Dark Arse" McCain be still a lyin' motherhorker.

Here be this voyage`s story o' me kickin' some ninja ass...

"Avast, me hearties!" *

Arrggh! Bilge water! I forgot! I canna believe 'tis already been a voyage since Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Evil Jim Rackham be me name an' I be here t' tell ye that ye be havin' t' Talk Like a Buccanneer oince a year, an' today be th' tide.

Excellent sea dog translation t'anks t' this place.

Find ou' yer pirate name here, here or wit' a horkin' quiz here.

Get started now, ye horn swogglin' scurvy cur — or taste me cold steel!

UPDATE: Arrr, twenty nine thin's t' say today at work Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

* Blatantly cut an' pasted from last voyage. I be slammed today, but needed t' get this ou' thar. Hopefully more t' come.

UPDATE: Inspired by Rickey in the comments...Pirates Versus Ninjas