Anybody is an Improvement.*

Just bask in the glow of our current brain-dead President's EEG and remember that everyone running—on either side—at least has the capability of speaking at an adult level.



Or, conversely, assume the fetal position and weep quietly while recalling that this fucking moron was elected, not once, but twice.

*No, actually, Rudy Guiliani is NOT an improvement, but at least he can construct a sentence. He just uses "9/11" in place of punctuation.