Thursday, April 21, 2005

Misc: Life at BJU

This is great. Look over these rules for life on campus at Bob Jones University. Hilarious. Now I obviously expect some strict religious stuff, but they even require you to keep your dorm room clean! Highlights:
• Students are required to be in their own rooms and quiet at 11 pm. All lights must be out by midnight.

• Students are required to keep their rooms clean and neat. Rooms are inspected daily.

• All wireless access to the Internet is forbidden since all Internet use must go through the University's filtered access.

• Music must be compatible with the University's music standards: New Age, jazz, rock, and country music is not permitted. [Even] Contemporary Christian music is not permitted (e.g., Michael W. Smith, Stephen Curtis Chapman, WOW Worship, and so forth).

• Residence hall students may not watch videos above a G rating when visiting homes in town and may not attend movie theaters.

Oh, and you can bring your handgun to school, but it needs a trigger lock. But don't bring any video game that contains a gun... I love it. What kid would agree to go here?

[ADDENDUM]: I will give them this... The school has one of the nicest college/academic websites I've seen. Really. It's terrific. Easy to use and gorgeous. Maybe I should convert and go for my Masters in Graphic Design...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bju sucks i went there for a semester and they kicked me out for
1. going to Hollister
2. lying to a teacher
3. going to the wrong chapel

bju is the worst place you can possibly go to it really really really SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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