Arrggh! Bilge water! I forgot! I canna believe 'tis already been a voyage since Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Evil Jim Rackham be me name an' I be here t' tell ye that ye be havin' t' Talk Like a Buccanneer oince a year, an' today be th' tide.
Excellent sea dog translation t'anks t' this place.
Find ou' yer pirate name here, here or wit' a horkin' quiz here.
Get started now, ye horn swogglin' scurvy cur — or taste me cold steel!
UPDATE: Arrr, twenty nine thin's t' say today at work Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?