Monday be "Talk Like a Pirate Day," an' t' story be here. Aye, it be hogsheads o' fun for ye and yer friends! So ye best be learnin' t' be talkin' like a buccaneer. Some pirate vocab and phrases are here, and an English-to-Pirate translator is here.
Me pirate name is 'Evil Jim Rackham'... punching in Mr. Furious gets me "The Blood-Letter." I like it!