Hello, My Name Is...

A fairly stupid, but harmless meme from Toast:

1. Witness Protection Program Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): "Patrick Sue"

2. NASCAR Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): "Edward Walter"

3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): "Ti-Matt"

4. Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): "Green Grizzley"

5. Soap Opera Name (middle name, city where you live): "James Asheville"

6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning): "The Blue Margarita"

7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): "Mati"

8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): "Vanilla Fudge Sticks"

9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name, current street name): "Putty Vance"

10. Porn Name (1st pet, street you grew up on): "Blackie Whitman"