Judge Sentences Vick to 14 Years*

"Well, that's 23 months to you and me..."

The judge was none to happy too hear that Vick been less than candid in his testimony, and felt Vick had failed to accept responsibilty for his actions. Vick's plea called for 12-18 months. The judge said, "Fuck that. Try your comeback in 2010!" and gave him 23 months—the harshest term of all the defendants. He cannot appeal.

Vick also gets three years probation and must serve at least 85% of his sentence—19-1/2 months.

I hope the guards toss his cell with a hungry German Shepherd on a daily basis. Fucking punk.

* Dog years

UPDATE: This little escapade has cost Vick an estimated $142 million. You know what I say to that...

How Mike Vick Rolls

Something tells me this Dodge Nitro ad won't be hitting the U.S. airwaves anytime soon, given the current dog-murder climate.



This ad is for the European market and was filmed long before this, but I have to wonder what the hell Dodge is thinking here, Michael Vick or not. I know the whole "Dodge ain't no girlie car" schtick and everything, but did they really need to kill the dog—and then fucking burn him? A nice shock sending the dog yelping and scurrying off wouldn't be "tough" enough?

Dick of the Week: Michael Vick

Like there was any suspense? By now, you all know why. I don't have much to add to this story except to say that I hope there is a hell, and that Mike Vick meets every dog that was ever forced to fight to the death up close and personal.

Screw that. An existential punishment ain't good enough. Vick and his ilk (like the assholes in the video on this ABC News page*) all deserve to have a pit bull rip their fucking balls off right fucking now.

* ABC gives you a warning about that video before it plays. I'm giving you another one. Brutal. I had to stop watching it, and in the short time I did, it made me wish I walked up on those trogs with a machine gun.