Thursday, July 19, 2007
Dick of the Week: Michael Vick
Like there was any suspense? By now, you all know why. I don't have much to add to this story except to say that I hope there is a hell, and that Mike Vick meets every dog that was ever forced to fight to the death up close and personal.
Screw that. An existential punishment ain't good enough. Vick and his ilk (like the assholes in the video on this ABC News page*) all deserve to have a pit bull rip their fucking balls off right fucking now.
* ABC gives you a warning about that video before it plays. I'm giving you another one. Brutal. I had to stop watching it, and in the short time I did, it made me wish I walked up on those trogs with a machine gun.