Monday, February 23, 2009

Dick of the Week: Fight! FIGHT!

It's only Monday, but there are already Dicks lining up to take home this week's hardware...

Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL)
Openly questions President Obama's citizenship to supporters.

Fred Phelps
His parish of assholes were responsible for the Oscars protest signs Sean Penn referred to in his acceptance speech.

Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Not even a doctor like Bill Frist, former baseball pitcher Bunning nevertheless offered his diagnosis to a fundraiser crowd, declaring that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg would be "dead in nine months." Ginsburg recently had a benign stage-1 pancreatic tumor removed. She's already back at work, unlike Bunning.

UPDATE: Bunning's "apology" is the classic “I apologize if my comments offended Justice Ginsburg.” He really wants to be D.O.W...

5 comments:

Smitty said...

I don't know if these republicans want to be in a huge hurry for the left-leaning judges to die, given who gets to appoint a new one.

I love the amount of hate done in the name of God. Nice stuff. Organized religion is so cool.

Mr Furious said...

Yeah. Those assholes make me actually wish there was a Hell and that they find out the hard way they failed God's test by being unrepentant, cruel, hate-filled wastes of life.

Chris Howard said...

I heard that Shelby quote. Amazing. This guy isn't some state legislature lunatic, he's a relatively high-ranking senator. Where the fuck is your birth certificate, Senator?

Phelps is dick of eternity.

steves said...

Wow, I understand that sometimes you say some stupid shit before thinking, but you would think that after being in politics for some time you would develop some tact.

Phelps is a lunatic, cult leader. Is there anyone outside of his inbred posse that admires him?

rightsaidfred said...

J'accuse