It's only Monday, but there are already Dicks lining up to take home this week's hardware...
Senator Richard Shelby (R-AL)
Openly questions President Obama's citizenship to supporters.
His parish of assholes were responsible for the Oscars protest signs Sean Penn referred to in his acceptance speech.
Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Not even a doctor like Bill Frist, former baseball pitcher Bunning nevertheless offered his diagnosis to a fundraiser crowd, declaring that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg would be "dead in nine months." Ginsburg recently had a benign stage-1 pancreatic tumor removed. She's already back at work, unlike Bunning.
UPDATE: Bunning's "apology" is the classic “I apologize if my comments offended Justice Ginsburg.” He really wants to be D.O.W...