My reactions, in order:
1. "Jesus Fucking Christ, are you kidding me?" (No, seriously, that's a common utterance for me.)
2. "That's it. Fuck this noise. Every state goes back to ONE FUCKING PLATE. Plain letters on a solid background. This shit is out of hand."
3. "Where are his fucking arms?"
4. "Why is he blue?"
5. "That is off-the-charts tacky."
6. "This ought to be a real hit with the Jews down in Florida."
7. "The Governor is REALLY trying to hard to make up for the missing H.
8. "Are the letters ZOM BIE available?"
UPDATE: I'll withdraw my opposition to that plate if Florida allows my alternative to that super-Aryan Barry Gibb Jesus... (My source for that art is this kick-ass church—almost worth moving to Finland for!)
4 comments:
"Why is he blue?"It's actually Dr. Manhattan.
Hmm, i was going to say because he has been dead for 3 days....
Seriously, if this goes through, I may have to get a Satan license plate, just to have fun in the courts.
"Why is he blue?"Its a fine tradition in sacred art.I actually like that tryptic, though. Very powerful.
Leave it to Florida to turn a religious icon into kitchy consumerism.
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