This is a pretty good way to waste three minutes...
I'd swap out maybe ten percent of those. Notable ommissions?
"We're on a mission from God." (or something from the Blues Brothers)
"On my signal, unleash hell."
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." or "WAAAAHOOOO" as Slim Pickens rides the bomb in Dr Strangelove.
"It was beauty killed the beast."
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." Is a much better Die Hard line...though I can understand why they didn't pick it.
"Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up."